Day III

Monteco Bay, Jamaica


Dear Friend,

Jah man. I can’t tell if it’s overdone for the tourists, but they all say it. I bet that it’s overdone. It has to be. All the oldies get their kicks when people say it. Whatever on that.

So I went dune buggying. Or rather... I drove a dune buggy. (there we go) Imagine whatever you would think that driving one would seem like, then multiple that by a googolplex and that’s probably rounded down to the amount of fun it is. So. Fun.
The guy who was driving around with us is this lazy early 30’s gen. X guy living in jamaica. You can tell he smokes a shit load of pot, and makes jokes about having unknown children to cover up for his lack of play that he gets on the island. Regardless of his place in the world of getting ass, I think that he’s not doing too bad in the entire cosmic scheme of things. Think about it:

He lives in Jamaica.
He drives dune buggies through badass dirt trails all day.
He smokes a shit load of weed.

Not bad I’d say. When we got to the top of the mountain, he showed us around and told us about the plants that live on the island. It’s funny, but he told me of an herb that is seriously a hangover herb. (no, not weed) We’ve talked about this secret power of curing a hangover for years (...decades? no. surely not decades. i’m only 23). It’s funny that I had to go to Jamaica to find it. Sounds about right.
OKAY OKAY I’ll get to the point.

Hangover Recipe:
-Pepper alta
-1 tea kettle
-spoon full of brown sugar

*so it’s pretty simple. You just boil some water, put the plant in a mug, and make tea out of it just like you would with green tea.*

crazy huh? Okay, bye. i’m going to take a nap.


Sincerely yours,

-Andy