super sexy psychic lover

Without the posters on the walls, my house is a corpse. A hollow carcass. Stale beer, overflowing trash, sticky tile floors, stained white walls with the holes from previous "decoration"-- I will not miss this.

drunken post (forgive me)

If you feel like it's right, then it's write
And i've been doing that.


Check it out:

Things are going, and they're going along like 70 miles an hour or something.

70 miles isn't that fast, it's O-K. You could get a speeding ticket, and so I believe that things can get it, and getting it would be a good get to get.

My roommates set up a beer pong table in the living room, and I've been living without them.

My fish is in a dirty bowl, but I hear that's good for Beta fish? Whatever, i'll clean it out tomorrow.

Buffy the vampire slayer was a movie released in 1992. I was 6, and people still talk about it.

6.

Think about that, what did you love when you were 6? ninja turtles? I liked trampolines and putting on magic shows.

Magic.

Magic isn't real, but we use it as an excuse to let things that ARE real seem like it wasn't fate-- It was magic.

My throat burns of cigarettes because I've developed a habit from someone who's my favorite habit ATM.

ATM was a band in highschool. I never heard them, but I liked the members.

And I liked the name.

My name is a good one. How often do people like their names? I like mine. I can't imagine being someone who was embarrassed of what they were labeled, or called, when born into this world.

I guess Paul Lane would be a shitty name. The L, L just doesn't go well together. Sorry Paul Lane if you exist and read this. And I'm not sorry for telling you that your name is a bad name, I'm sorry for being named "Paul Lane".


I'll stop now. Good night, moon.
-Andy Lane (a very nice name, but I'm biased)

:p

Hey there, red hair
Everything's gonna be okay
Hey you, that's real sweet
But you always say the same things to me
You got a to-do-list with nothing on it
I think i'm coming over anyway

My lips, they are starting to bleed!
Everytime he gets the best of me
Oh God, looks like it hurts like hell
But we're doin nothing
And there's nothing we do quite as well

Wait, wait, wait
I know you've got a lot on your plate
But I can wait.

Okay, green eyes
I know you got about a billion alibi's
But the lies you hear only fuck with your brain

And the train's rollin' closer
But your window in the summer
And our voices gettin' louder
But our movements gettin' slower
On the 4th of July,
When I heard you call my name
And it hasn't been the same since that day

Wait, fate, wait
Don't wanna ever
Don't let me (Never ever)
show up late

Something about sitting outside,
Your eyes get small and red
Friends are all gone
Can't believe what you said

I will wait
Let's go inside
It's getting late
Where it's safe

And we could wait.

Every year, without knowing it, you celebrate the anniversary of your death day

i keep falling in love

Bottom Left.

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What Happens When Seth Cohen Falls In Love With Marissa Cooper?

Everyone knows it. It happened when Kate picked Sawyer over Jack, when Princess Lea picked Han Solo over Luke (although in that case, he just happened to get lucky...being her brother and all that jazz), and in True Blood when Sookie picks Bill over Sam. The girl always goes for the more adventurous life which happens to be with the asshole. Now of course in all of these situations both the males could protect her.

Sam can shape shift and owns a respectable bar, Bill is a vampire
Luke has the force (light side) and morals, Han is a smuggler with a gun
Jack is a doctor who's not afraid to shoot peeps, Sawyer is a conman who has shot multiple peeps

So it's not a dilemma of which one works. They are BOTH exciting lives. The only deal is, the badass, hardass that kicks ass AND might have an STD (Season 1, Episode 5 of Lost) seems to attract the hottest of the women. But shows like The O.C. and True Blood have it figured out. There is a perfect equation for the good at heart and attractive combo. That combo is Bill the Vampire, and Ryan Atwood.

Both Ryan and Bill have a history behind them. "Tough kid from Chino will work construction, has gone to jail, does rob things" and "Really old but somehow just attractive enough for girls like Sookie Vampire who hangs out with the wrong crowd but has a soft side". These two have changed their ways for the woman of their dreams, whom probably wouldn't have become attracted to them in the first place if it wasn't for the girl seeing them in their darkest hour (i.e. Episode 1, S. 1 True Blood when Sookie sees Bill buy True Blood at her bar as the only Vampire in the bar, or Episode 1, S. 1 O.C. when Ryan gets arrested for stealing (a car?) and somehow magical dad, Sandy Cohen takes him home. The universe is alligned when Ryan comes outside and has a cig on the driveway next to marissa's house. " Who is this stranger, may I have a drag?" she thinks. Lowest Points.)

So where do I fit into the category of tv show daytime sitcoms? And why the fuck am I comparing myself to them also? Well I guess I would say that I'm not a Ryan, Han, Jack, or Bill. I guess I'm more of a Seth Cohen/ Luke Skywalker guy. And i've been reading a lot of Chuck Klosterman.

So that's cool. I don't need the perfect combonation. I like mine. Seth and Luke get married eventually and everything is fine. Seth falls in love with Summer, and Luke falls in love with Mara Jade (a super awesome Jedi from the extended Universe. fuck me for knowing that). But what happens when Seth actually isn't attracted to the Summers of the wold? Or if Luke actually slept with his sister? I suppose i'd relate best if I were to say that I'm a Seth Cohen who's in love with Marissa Cooper. So i'm SURE there has to be someone out there in TV land who fits into this mold. Well you're right.

It's Jack Shephard. The most annoying LOST character in the show. I never realized until now, but I AMMMMM Jack Shephard. That's probably why I hate the mother fucker so much. He falls in love with Kate, who leaves him for the hardass. Of course he got some kisses in there, and obviously he married her in the 5th season, but we all know he doesn't HAVE her. He had the hots for Juliette, whom is not to be trusted, but even she knew that he had a sweet spot in his heart for the con-artist Kate.

I guess i'll just have to wait for season 6 until I can see what other stupid moves tv me will pull. And hopefully Jack/me will I find some semi normal girl to fall in love with that hasn't murdered anyone, worked for the Empire, practiced necrofeliacy, killed their dad in a trailer park, or burned themselves in the arm with tobacco because it was cool.

Jack motha f'in Shephard y'all.